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Medical researchers (Surgery, September 1986) tabulating written cases in which items were recovered from the rectums of patients reported 700 items (from 200 patients), including:
a live, shaved, declawed gerbil;
a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup;
an axe handle;
a 9-inch zucchini;
a 14-inch vibrator with two D-cell batteries;
a plastic spatula;
a nine-and-one-half inch water bottle;
a Coke bottle;
a three-and-one-half inch Japanese float ball;
an 11-inch carrot;
an antenna rod;
a 150-watt light bulb;
a screwdriver;
four rubber balls;
72 jeweler's saws (all from the same patient, 29 at one time);
a paperweight;
an apple;
an onion;
a plastic toothbrush package;
a frozen pig's tail (which got stuck after it thawed);
a 10-inch length of broomstick;
an 18-inch umbrella handle;
a banana encased in a condom;
two Vaseline jars;
a whisky bottle with a cord attached;
a teacup;
an oil can;
a 6-inch-by-5-inch tool box (weighing 22 ounces);
a 6-inch stone weighing two pounds;
a baby powder can;
a test tube;
a ballpoint pen;
a peanut butter jar;
a flashlight;
a turnip;
a pair of eyeglasses;
a hard-boiled egg;
several tumblers and glasses;
a file;
a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink;
and a Carborundum grindstone with handle.
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